Jan 31, 2025

January Movie Wrap Up


The nominations for the 97th Academy Awards have been announced, and I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that the only nominees for Best Picture that I got to see on the big screen are Dune 2 and The Substance.  The other nominees include a few movies that I regret not taking a road trip for since my local Regal Cinema didn't bother to book them at all (Anora, Conclave, and Emilia Perez).  They also include a few movies that I wasn't all that interested in seeing, but I'm kind of curious to see them now (The Brutalist, A Complete Unknown, I'm Still Here, and Nickel Boys), and one movie that I have no interest in seeing that will probably end up sweeping the awards (Wicked).

Nosferatu is up for awards in four categories, but I was disappointed to see that Best Picture was not one of them.  Also, after all of the positive things that I've heard about Challengers, I was shocked to see that it wasn't nominated in any category.  That one falls into the category of movies that I wasn't all that interested in seeing based on its trailer, but the word of mouth it has gotten has piqued my curiosity.

With that in mind, here are the movies that I got to see for the first time in January 2025.  Unfortunately, none of them were on the big screen due to a combination of mandatory overtime and 60 hour work weeks at my job, and the fact that my local Regal Cinema has done a pretty lousy job of booking films recently.


Joy Ride looked interesting to me the first time I saw the trailer.  Unfortunately, it premiered in July 2023 which was right in the middle of the Mahoning season, and it was taken off of the screens at my local Regal Cinema before I had time to go see it on the big screen.

The trailer made this look like something that I would enjoy, but it was even better than I expected.  Sherry Cola was very funny, and both Ashley Park and Sabrina Wu gave excellent performances with a lot of heart.  I'd recommend this to just about anyone who doesn't get bent out of shape over sex and drug humor.


I was pretty ticked off that my local Regal Cinema didn't carry The Substance, but I really couldn't believe that they didn't carry Anora either.  Both movies have received almost universal praise from fans and critics, and both have been nominated for Best Picture.  I understand that it's just a ten screen theater in a small city, but if they can find room to keep the crap from Angel Studios on their screen for weeks at a time, surely they should be able to book two of the most critically acclaimed films of the year.

For as much as I loved Dune: Part Two and The Substance, if I had a vote for Best Picture out of the films that have been nominated, it would go to Anora.  It's an incredible film from start to finish with one of best performances of the year from actress Mikey Madison.  It's a dark Cinderella story about a stripper and sexworker named Ani who meets Vanya, the young son of a Russian oligarch that is played brilliantly by Mark Eydelshteyn.  It's hard not to fall in love with Ani, but Vanya is one of the most unlikable characters I've seen in a long time.  Picture the title character from Arthur if he was a heartless coward with the sexual maturity of a high school freshman.

Anora is marketed as a love story, but that's not how I felt watching it.  My takeaway is that it's a story of two people who are looking to escape.  Ani sees Vanya as a way to escape poverty and her ticket to a life of wealth and luxury, and Vanya sees Ani as a way to escape his parents and his ticket to a green card and a life in the United States.  The difference between the two is that Ani is intelligent, strong, and courageous.  She stands up for herself and for Vanya even after he runs out on her.  On the other hand, Vanya is an overgrown child who folds under pressure and makes it pretty clear that he doesn't give a damn about Ani or anybody else for that matter.

I really can't say enough good things about this movie  It's shot beautifully, it's heartfelt, it's funny as hell at times, and it has an ending that will be a conversation starter for a long time.
 

Challengers is one of those movies that I had grown sick of before ever actually seeing it.  In the weeks leading up to its release in April of last year, the trailer for this film played constantly.  I must have seen it at least twenty times, and it made me less interested in seeing it every time that it played.  It was only after I read the almost universal praise that it has gotten from both fans and critics that I had any interest in seeing it.

The plot seems to have sparked a lot of debate on social media.  For what it's worth, I don't think Tashi loves Art or Patrick.  She's sexually attracted to both of them, but that's all it is.  She loves tennis.  When it's taken away from her, the anger that she feels in that moment toward Patrick drives her to Art, and her relationship and marriage to Art doesn't seem to mean much more to her than a way to stay connected to the sport.  She tolerates him as a partner and as the father of their child, but the only thing that she is shown to love is the sport.

It's a better than average movie overall, but I didn't fall in love with it as much as many other folks seem to have.  There isn't a lot of chemistry between any of the sides of this love triangle, so the sexuality just kind of felt flat and kind of boring.  The time jumps were also a bit jarring, and tennis really isn't all that interesting of a sport to me.  I enjoyed it well enough, but it's not the kind of movie that I'd want to see a second time.


Barbarian was released in 2022 and is frequently mentioned as a must-see horror flick on a lot of YouTube channels that I subscribe to.  Fortunately, I managed to either avoid any spoilers about the plot, or I wasn't paying close enough attention to the videos at the time because I had no idea where this story was going from one scene to the next.  I'm hesitant to say anything else about it at the risk of spoiling it for anyone else, but it's a modern horror classic and it's absolutely worth your attention.  Check it out on Hulu.


Director Renny Harlin filmed The Strangers: Chapter 1 concurrently with a Chapter 2 and Chapter 3 film that have yet to be released.  Based on the reaction that this film has gotten, I think there's a better than average chance that the next two chapters may end up skipping the theaters and headed straight for a streaming platform.

I'm not really sure what the filmmakers were going for with Chapter 1Harlin claims that this wasn't intended to be a remake or a reboot of the original 2008 film, The Strangers.  Oh yeah, buddy?  Then what the hell is it?

Chapter 1 isn't a bad movie if it's the only one in the series that you ever watch, but it feels kind of pointless if you've seen the original filmChapter 1 is practically the same exact movie, but not nearly as good.  Given the choice between the two films, I can't think of any reason why anyone would choose to watch this over the original.  I can't even really think of why someone would want to watch both unless the next two chapters in this series are so amazing that fans will want to go back and watch the three in a marathon.  Based on what I've seen here, I'm not holding my breath on that being the case.
 

My wife is a big fan of Jason Statham films, so she suggested that we watch Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre a few weeks ago.  It's a Guy Ritchie film that also stars Aubrey Plaza, Josh Hartnett, Cary Elwes, Bugzy Malone, and Hugh Grant.  The film premiered in theaters in the United States in March 2023, but I don't remember hearing anything about it at the time.

This movie bombed at the box office when it was released two years ago, and I think a lot of that can be blamed on its title.  It was originally going to be called "Five Eyes", which is a reference to the intelligence alliance between Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the UK, and the US.  It was retitled "Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre" during production.  I don't know if that's the worst title for a movie that I've ever heard, but it's definitely up there.  It sounds like something you'd put on the poster for a seminar on cryptocurrency or property flipping.

The story here is that a secret agent named Orson Fortune (Statham) has to put together a team of people to recover a stolen piece of technology that is dangerous in the wrong hands, but they don't know what it is or what it can do.  One of the people that gets recruited into this mission is a Hollywood actor named Danny Francesco (Hartnett), who the arms dealer that is facilitating the sale of the device (Grant) is obsessed with.  It's an excellent action comedy flick with an especially great performance from Hugh Grant.  It's on Amazon Prime, and I really hope it finds its audience, but that god awful title isn't doing it any favors.


It's What's Inside is a movie that I've seen on a lot of "best of 2024" lists.  It went straight to Netflix without a theatrical run, which is a shame because it's a very entertaining movie with a clever plot device that deserved to be seen on the big screen.

The story here is that a bunch of friends are getting together to celebrate on the night before one of them gets married.  One of the guests who is invited to the party had a falling out with the rest of the group back in college and has been out of contact ever since.  This friend, whose name is Forbes, shows up with a device that his company has been working on which allows for the transfer of human consciousness into another body.  It's completely safe with no side effects, and Forbes mentions that he and his colleagues use it to play a game where they all swap bodies and then try to guess who is in each body.

I wasn't in love with the cinematography, and I was surprised that they didn't explore the concept of intergender body swaps all that much, but this is definitely a movie that's worth seeing.  I'd like to see it get a sequel.


Melancholia has been on my watchlist for over a decade, but I didn't get around to seeing it until last Sunday.  It has taken me a few days to collect my thoughts on how I feel about it, and here is where I landed.  There are two stories being told in this film, and the fact that each of them has to coexist with the other does a disservice to them both.

In the world in which this story takes place rogue planet called Melancholia is headed for Earth.  The people of this world have been assured that this rogue planet will come pretty close, but it won't strike Earth.  However, if it does, it would mean instant destruction,

The main character of this story is a woman named Justine (played brilliantly by Kirsten Dunst) who suffers from severe depression   When the film begins, she and her husband who she married earlier that day are in a limo on their way to a castle where their reception is being held.  Most of her family are absolutely miserable people, as is her boss, who expects her to come up with a marketing slogan for one of their clients during the reception.  She ends both her job and her marriage while at the reception, and then sinks further into a state where she is unable to eat, bathe, or get out of bed without assistance.

Without getting into any further details about what happens in the movie, I think this would have been better if these two stories were split into two entirely separate films: one about a rogue planet that may collide with the earth, and another that is centered around living with depression.  The whole movie follows Justine, so I'm left wanting to know more about the rest of the world and how they're reacting to their potential destruction.  I'm also left wanting to know more about how Justine lives her life when there's not an impending apocalypse.  Don't get me wrong, it's a very good movie.  It's depressing as hell, but it's absolutely worth seeing.  Still, I would have preferred to see the two stories of this film being told independently of each other.


Last, but not least, I watched the George Lucas film American Graffiti.  I've always wanted to see this movie, but I finally sat down to watch it because it fit the category of one of the challenges in the Everyone's A Critic book that my friend Cary gave me.  The third challenge is "Low Budget, Big Box Office", and this film definitely fits that category.  It was produced with a budget of just $777k and it made over $140 million at the box office, and it's success is largely responsible for Lucas being able to start filming Star Wars two years later.

About 15 minutes into this film, I found myself imagining that this movie and Dazed & Confused are from the same universe.  Whereas Dazed & Confused is a 1993 film with an ensemble cast about being young in 1976, American Graffiti is a 1973 film with an ensemble cast about being young in 1962.  Both movies are love letters to the music, the fashion, and the youth culture of their setting.

American Graffiti isn't a movie that I can really relate to on a personal level, but I appreciate it for what it is and I'm glad that I watched it.

And that's a wrap on the movies that I watched from the comfort of my sofa in January 2025.

Jan 30, 2025

All In All Is All We Are


Nirvana
FireAid (January 30, 2025)
A benefit concert is being held tonight the Intuit Dome and the Kia Forum in Inglewood to raise money to help the people who were affected by the wildfires in Southern California.  There are dozens of amazing performances from some of my favorite artists, including Alanis Morissette, Stevie Nicks, Green Day, Sting, No Doubt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Stevie Wonder among many others.

All of the performances were incredible, but the highlight for me was the reunion of Nirvana, with Dave Grohl on drums, Pat Smear on guitar, Krist Novoselic on bass, and four amazing women standing in for the late Kurt Cobain.  They did four songs.  The first was Breed, with St. Vincent.  The second was School with Kim Gordon.  Next was Territorial Pissings with Joan Jett.  Finally, with Krist on the accordion, Kim Gordon on bass, and Dave's daughter Violet Grohol on vocals, they closed out their set with an incredible performance of All Apologies.

Jan 28, 2025

Pop Culture


The Slatington Marketplace
Route 873 - Slatington, PA
There were vintage Pepsi, RC Cola, and Coca Cola vending machines last time I stopped at this vendor in the Slatington Marketplace.  Those seem to have sold, but these two machines were in their place.  I have absolutely no room for and really don't have any use for them even if I did, but I've always wanted an old soda machine like this.

Jan 27, 2025

Let Your Soul Guide Your Sword


Highlander 3: The Final Dimension
Lumiere Pictures (1995)
The third film in the Highlander series premiered in theaters across the United States thirty years ago today.

Jan 26, 2025

Friends, Films, and Food


Pocono Cinema and Cultural Center
South Courtland Street - East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania
This incredible theater originally opened for business in 1884 as a vaudeville theater and opera house called The Academy Of Music.  It was converted into a movie theater in 1913, and it operates today as a non-profit organization which shows new and classic movies and hosts live events.

We came here for the first time last February to see The Poseidon Adventure when the Mahoning booked one of the screens for a winter get-together.  Yesterday, we visited for the second time to celebrate Kate and Cary's birthday with all of our friends.  Each of the birthday ladies pick a movie to share with us on the big screen, and both were a first-time screening for me.


Kate's movie was the 1992 comedy Noises Off.  Now that I've seen it, I can't believe that I never heard of it before yesterday.  It has a cast that includes Michael Caine, Carol Burnett, John Ritter, Christopher Reeve, Nicollette Sheridan, Julie Hagerty, Marilu Henner, and Mark Linn-Baker (Larry Appleton from Perfect Strangers).  It's also the final movie performance of Denholm Elliott.  He had a long and distinguished film career, but I'll always know him best as Marcus Brody from the Indiana Jones movies.

This movie is hysterically funny.  The way the story was told reminded me a lot of One Cut Of The Dead.  It's about a play called Nothing On, and how the actors navigate the backstage drama while in the middle of their performances on stages across the country.  The movie wasn't a hit with fans or critics when it was released in 1992, but I can't imagine why.  It's very creative with witty dialogue and excellent performances that kept me laughing from start to finish.


Cary's movie was a 1938 comedy called Bringing Up Baby, starring two icons of American cinema: Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn.  I had never heard of this one before either.  My knowledge of the Golden Age of Hollywood is extremely limited.  If you don't count the Universal Studios monster films, I've watched maybe twenty movies from start to finish that pre-date the 1960's.  It might not even be that high.  You'd think I'd make it a point to watch more of them because I end up loving most of the ones that I've seen, and this was no exception.

I deliberately didn't look up any information about either of these films before we watched them so I could go into it with as clean of a slate as possible.  The only thing I knew about Bringing Up Baby was its title and the year it was released.  Based on those two pieces of information, I figured that this was probably going to be a drama about a husband and wife raising a child, which is so off base that I can't help but to laugh in retrospect.

Katharine Hepburn plays a good-hearted manic tornado of a woman named Susan who falls in love with an overwhelmed museum paleontologist named David (Cary Grant).  David is engaged to be married to another woman who he doesn't seem to have too much of a connection to.  He and Susan stumble into each other's world while David is working to impress a man into using his influence with a rich benefactor to secure a million dollar donation to his museum.  Once she's found her way into his life, Susan keeps him there by roping him into a trip to bring a leopard (Baby) from New York to Connecticut.  Like the first movie of the night, this film had me laughing and smiling throughout its entire runtime.
 

After the movies, a bunch of us headed to a Chinese restaurant in Bartonsville called the East Gourmet Buffet for dinner.  I realize this is going to come across as sappy, but I can't express how grateful I am to have met such an awesome group of folks as our friends that we've met at the Mahoning.

Jan 25, 2025

Drawn To The Beacon(ator)

The Beaconator
The Beacon 443 Restaurant - Lehighton, PA
If you're like me and you enjoy eating at roadside diners, I have two pieces of advice for you:
  1. If the menu has something on it that's named after the restaurant, order it.
  2. If there is any artwork in the restaurant that's dedicated to something on their menu, order it.

If both of those things are true, this suggestion is more of a polite demand.

The Beaconator is 3/4 of a pound of angus beef topped with bacon, chili, jalapeno peppers, onion rings, cheddar jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and barbecue sauce.  I very rarely make special requests when I order something at a restaurant, but I ordered mine without mayo because the idea of chili mixed with mayonnaise is not something I even want to imagine let alone consume.  It's a little tricky to eat because it's served as two 6 oz patties on a ciabatta bun with the toppings spread across both of them.  I cut it in half and ate it as two separate burgers so that it didn't fall apart on me, and it worked for the most part.

This burger is absolutely delicious!  The only thing that would keep me from ordering it next time we stop at The Beacon 443 Restaurant is that there are so many other things on the menu that I want to try.

Jan 24, 2025

You Will Soon Meet A Greek Dishwasher With A Harelip


Bell Fruit Gum Slot Machine
Mills Novelty Company
This was one of the first things that I saw on our visit to the Slatington Marketplace last weekend.


I'm not sure what year this slot machine was produced, but it cost a nickel to play.  I believe that the payouts shown here were the number of nickels you would win if you hit one of these combinations.


One of the things that stood out to me about this machine is that each of the fruits on the spinning reel has a few words that come together to form a message when read from left to right.  Each time you played, you would get one of these fortune-like messages, such as "You'll lose your job through a poor orphan who will bring you good luck" or "You will soon meet a Greek dish-washer with a harelip".

Jan 23, 2025

A Cup Of Doodles


McCafe Doodles Cup
McDonald's (2024)
We stopped for breakfast at McDonald's on the way to the Slatington Marketplace on Saturday and my coffee was given to me in this aggressively adorable cup.


The artwork is by Scott Martin who goes by the alias Burnt Toast.  Its based on Doodles, which is described as "a next-generation entertainment company focused on immersive storytelling through the creation and distribution of live and digital experiences, original content, and lifestyle products".  His partnership with McDonald's was announced in November 2024, so I'm guessing that this was intended for the Christmas season and they're just using up their remaining stock of cups.

Jan 22, 2025

Legend


Ichiro Suzuki
2025 Baseball Hall Of Fame
One of my favorite players who never suited up for the Phillies came up one vote shy of being the second unanimous selection for the Hall of Fame.  The sportswriter who didn't cast their ballot for Ichiro has chosen to remain anonymous.

Jan 21, 2025

Halfway To Opening Day


We're now past the halfway point of the off-season.  Eighty more days until Opening Day... but who's counting.


Bon Jovi (1986)
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough
So tough

Gina works the diner all day
Workin' for her man, she brings home her pay
For love

She says, We've gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot

We're halfway there
Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six-string in hock
Now he's holdin' in, when he used to make it talk
So tough
It's tough

Gina dreams of runnin' away
When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers
Baby, it's okay
Someday

We've gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot

We're halfway there
Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Livin' on a prayer, livin' on a prayer

Ooh, we gotta hold on, ready or not
You live for the fight when that's all that you've got

Jan 20, 2025

A Ray Of Sunshine In The Darkness


First Day
Australian Broadcasting Corporation (2020)
I found this show on Hulu last week while scrolling around looking for something to watch.  There are only eight episodes and they're not very long, but I binged through the whole series in a single sitting and was absolutely blown away.

The star of the show is Evie Macdonald.  She plays a character named Hannah Bradford, who has just started middle school.  Both the actress and the character that she plays is transgender.  At the start of the series, the only people who are aware that Hannah is trans are her family, the school faculty, and one other girl who Hannah does not get along with.  As the show progresses, the rest of the school becomes aware (not by her choice).  Some react to this discovery with support and positivity.  Others respond with varying levels of ignorance and spite, but with the support of her family and friends, Hannah overcomes the obstacles with grace and dignity.

Everything about this show is beautiful.  It's filmed well, the performances are outstanding, and the message is heartwarming.  It left me feeling both hopeful and depressed.  It shows a world that seems to be getting further out of reach everyday; a world where people can respect the right of other people to live their own lives even when they don't understand it.  Ideally, this is the kind of thing that should be be shown in school as a part of a class on tolerance and acceptance of others, but that's clearly not going to happen for the foreseeable future here in the US.  Is it really that difficult to not be an asshole?

Jan 19, 2025

The Spice Must Flow


Arrow Book Club
Scholastic (January 1985)
Book club pamphlets were one of the things that our school teachers passed out back in the 80's that everybody in class was happy to receive.  This one is forty years old, and the things that you could order from it include a 64 page storybook based on the 1984 film adaptation of Dune that was written and directed by David Lynch, who passed away on Wednesday.  [image source: Please Save Me Robots]

Jan 18, 2025

The Duke Of Dorchester



Pete Doherty
World Wrestling Federation
Happy 80's birthday to one of the most entertaining wrestlers from the 80's that you've probably never heard of, and a man who sounded like a mob-connected Gilbert Godfried on color commentary, the one and only "Duke of Dorchester" Pete Doherty.

Jan 17, 2025

The Loss Of Two Legends


David Lynch
1946 - 2025
Legendary filmmaker David Lynch, who was just evacuated from his home due to the ongoing wildfires in southern California, passed away at his daughter's home earlier this week.  He was just five days short of his 79th birthday.

Mr. Lynch was the co-creator of Twin Peaks, which is one of my favorite things that I've ever seen on television.  He also wrote and directed many critically acclaimed films, including Eraserhead (which I saw for the first time at the Mahoning last season), The Elephant Man, Dune, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, Lost Highway, and Mulholland Drive.


Bob Uecker
1934 - 2025
We lost another legend on the same day that Mr. Lynch's death was announced to the public.  Bob Uecker also made his mark in television, starring as George Owens in all six seasons of Mr. Belvedere.  Like Mr. Lynch, he also worked in the motion picture industry in the 1989 comedy Major League and its sequels.  His role as Cleveland Indians commentator Harry Doyle is one of the most beloved performances in any sports-related movie, with his lines quoted and referenced by players, journalists,  commentators, and fans countless times for over 35 years.  As good of an actor as he was, he will always be best remembered as the voice of the Milwaukee Brewers whose games he called for 54 years.


Mr. Uecker was also a catcher with a MLB career that spanned seven seasons in the 1960's, part of which was spent in Philadelphia.  The Cardinals traded him to the Phillies shortly after the 1965 season in the same deal that sent Bill White to Philadelphia.  He caught 93 games for the Phillies during the 1966 and 1967 seasons before they traded him to the Atlanta Braves where he finished his playing career.

Jan 16, 2025

Cat Soup


Hello Kitty Garden Veggie Noodle Soup
Prince Katsu (2024)
This was one of the things that I picked up on my last visit to Big Lots.  Since that time, it was announced that Gordon Brothers Retail Partners agreed to a deal to take ownership of between 200-400 Big Lots stores.  I'm not sure if the West Hazleton location will be one of these, but there's at least a chance that it might remain in business.

Either way, I'm going to have to head back there soon to pick up some more of this Hello Kitty Garden Veggie Noodle Soup because it was delicious!  The cup includes a little packet of dried vegetables and a liquid flavor pouch, and it ended up being one of the best tasting cups of instant ramen that I've ever had.

Jan 15, 2025

At The End Of A Long Day It's Gonna Be Okay


Nightshift
Commodores (1985)
The eleventh Commodores album, and their second since the departure of Lionel Richie in 1982, was released forty years ago today.  I'm not overly familiar with the entire album, but its title track is one of my favorite songs of the decade.  It's a loving tribute to Marvin Gaye and Jackie Wilson who had both died the year before.
Marvin, he was a friend of mine
And he could sing a song, his heart in every line

Marvin sang of the joy and pain
He opened up our minds, and I still can hear him say
"Aw talk to me, so you can see, what's going on"
Say you will sing your songs forevermore

Gonna be some sweet sounds coming down on the nightshift
I bet you're singing proud, oh I bet you'll pull a crowd
Gonna be a long night, it's gonna be all right, on the nightshift
You found another home, I know you're not alone on the nightshift

Jackie, hey what you doing now?
It seems like yesterday when we were working out

Jackie, oh you set the world on fire
You came and gifted us, your love it lifted us higher and higher
Keep it up and we'll be there at your side
Oh, say you will sing your songs forevermore

Gonna be some sweet sounds coming down on the nightshift
I bet you're singing proud, oh I bet you'll pull a crowd
Gonna be a long night, it's gonna be all right on the nightshift
You found another home, I know you're not alone on the nightshift

Gonna miss your sweet voice, that soulful noise on the nightshift
We all remember you, your songs are coming through
At the end of a long day, it's gonna be okay on the nightshift
You found another home, I know you're not alone on the nightshift

Jan 14, 2025

Neon McDonald's Evangelion


Neon Genesis Evangelion Chanegables
McDonald's Japan (2025)
The latest collaboration by McDonald's in Japan has managed to capture several of my nerdiest interests in a single promotion.  Earlier this month, the fast food chain began a partnership with Khara to create toys and limited edition menu items based on 90's anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion.


The toys are very similar to the McDonald's Changeable series that were available in the United States during the late 80's and early 90's.  Changeables were a Transformers-like toy which looked like different food items and packaging from the fast food chain, but each one could be transformed into a robot (in the 1987 and 1989 sets) or a dinosaur (in the 1990 set).  The Evangelion Changeables transform into the giant mechs that are piloted by Rei, Shinji, and Asuka in the animated series.

Eva Unit-00 is a soft drink cup
Eva Unit-01 is a Big Mac
Eva Unit-02 is a carton of McDonald's fries

These toys won't be available until January 26th, but they're only available in Japan and only to consumers who enter and win a lottery for the chance to purchase them for ¥3,900 (about $24.72 American).  Pre-orders for the set of three have already popped up on eBay with prices hovering around $200.  If you're like me and would rather keep that money in your pocket and look at images of these toys for free, there are lots of high quality photos of the box and each of the figures at Tformers.com.


The toys are very cool, but if I lived in Japan, I'd be even more excited to try each of the three limited edition McEvangelion burgers.
 

Representing Unit-00 at a cost of ¥540 (about $3.42) is the Zakugiri Potato & Thick Beef Garlic Mayo burger, which is described as follows on the McDonald's Japan website:
This hearty dish consists of a thick 100% beef patty layered with garlic mayonnaise sauce, steak sauce and chopped potato patty. 

The Unit-01 sandwich is the Cheese Double Teriyaki costs ¥530 (about $3.36).  Its description is:
This hearty dish consists of two pork patties tossed in teriyaki-flavored sauce, combined with rich cheese and crunchy lettuce.

Finally, the Unit-02 sandwich is the Mexican Cheese Chicken.  It has a price of ¥490 (about $3.11) and is described as:
A spicy Mexican dish made with a chicken patty, taco meat filling, cheddar cheese, and pickles.   
*Please be careful if you don't like spicy food.

All three of these look very tasty, but trying them would be even more cost prohibitive than buying the toys on eBay since it would involve a round trip flight to Japan.

I might try to recreate these here in Pennsylvania, but it's going to involve more than a few creative liberties that I'm sure would taste quite a bit different than the ones currently available in Japan.  I'm thinking a McDonald's hashbrown on one of their cheeseburgers with some A-1 steak sauce and garlic mayo for the first burger, a couple of McDonald's breakfast sausages with lettuce, cheese, and teriyaki sauce for the second, and a McChicken with pickles and cheese, and some beef from the Taco Bell that's next to the McDonald's in front of the Laurel Mall in Hazleton for the third.  If I actually do this, I'll share the results on here.