Transmutation Vehicle
Bloomsburg Fair (2021)
Not to be confused with the Transformers, these Transmutation Vehicles play music while they randomly drive around bumping into things in your living room to "transmutate" from car to robot. They are also battery operated for the "utmest of convenience". I'm not quite sure how to explain the "coming soon" decal on the front windshield though.
I'm not gonna lie - I love seeing these bootleg toys. They try so hard to make them look real, and the harder they try, the goofier they end up being. They're ten bucks each at one of the tables under the grandstand at the Bloomsburg Fair. Get 'em while you can, because I suspect that supplies are limited to about ten million units.
