Cabo Joe's
7942 Gateway Blvd. East
El Paso, TX
The ridiculous beverage in front of me is a Clamato with Dos Equis, Valentina hot sauce, Worcestershire sauce, lime juice, two skewers of shrimp, two boneless wings, a giant slab of beef jerky, and a chicken burger on a stick. Oh yeah, and a shot of tequila, because why the hell not?