Sh*t My Dad Says
Justin Halpern
Comedy writer Justin Halpern moved back home with his parents and he started a Twitter account to share the things his father says around the house. It is pure gold, and now it's been published as a book.
My favorite:
"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more." (December 3, 2009)
