Frosty Puffs Presents The Culling

Boy Kills World
Lionsgate (2024)
This week's Mystery Movie Monday more than made up for last week.

The movie that was shown is called Boy Kills World.  I recommend it if you enjoy action comedies and you're not scared off by a ridiculous amount of blood and gore, but just know that this is not a movie that you're meant to take seriously... at all.  The movie starts off with a bit of background about a dystopian future society in which the leader has an annual "culling" of her enemies, which might tempt you into thinking that you're about to watch something that holds a mirror up to society, but... nope.  This is a straight up live action cartoon.  Watching it feels like you're playing a video game that was programmed by crackheads.  It's funny as hell, and it seems destined to go down as a cult classic.

Owner, Leader, Master Projectionist

Jeffrey D. Mattox
1958 - 2024
Thank you, sir.

Happy Earth Day

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
BBC 2 (1981)

Sweeps Week At Citizens Bank Park

Sunday, April 21, 2024

Chicago White Sox @ Philadelphia Phillies

Citizens Bank Park - Philadelphia, PA

Pitching: Nick Nastrini vs Aaron Nola

Results: Phillies defeated White Sox, 8-2

There were a few different things that went into my decision to pick today's game against the White Sox as our first for the 2024 season.  It's a Sunday afternoon game, so I wouldn't have to use up any PTO at work, and it's being played before the drive-in opens for the 2024 season.  However, at the top of the list is the fact that I hadn't seen the White Sox play in person before.  It's become a personal goal to see every MLB team at least once.  Checking them off of my list leaves just five teams that I have yet to see: the Baltimore Orioles, the Detroit Tigers, the Texas Rangers, the Arizona Diamondbacks, and the Colorado Rockies.

The fact that there was a reasonably good chance that I would get to see a Phillies victory was not a major factor in my picking this game, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't think about it when I clicked the purchase button.  The Chicago White Sox looked to be a pretty terrible team on paper in the winter when I bought these tickets, but there's no way I would have guessed that they'd be this awful.  They went into today's game with a record of 3-17.  Three wins.  That's the worst record in baseball by a comfortable margin.  Just to put this in perspective, the Oakland Athletics, whose owner has gone full Rachel Phelps in his attempts to sabotage the team to make it easier to move to a different city, entered today with a record of 8-13.

There's no such thing as a sure thing in baseball, and the 2023 NLCS reminded us that the Phillies are a team with a talent of snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory, but I felt pretty good about this one.  Before I get into any further details, I've got to touch on the food and the pregame show.

Our first stop at the ballpark was to the concession stands at Coca-Cola Corner to try the Schwarburger 2.0.  This is a bacon cheeseburger that's topped with a fried egg, crispy onions, and a mildly spicy orange sauce.  It's on the expensive side even for ballpark food, but a portion of the sales of this burger go towards Schwarber's Neighborhood Heroes, which is a non-profit organization that supports first responders and their families.  It's also a pretty damn tasty burger!

 

Today was also the annual celebration of the Phillie Phanatic's birthday, and they went all out for this one.  They introduced over two dozen mascots from across college and pro sports before the game to celebrate and play softball with the Phanatic that was filled with funny skits and gags.

The complete list of mascots in attendance for the pregame festivities were, to the best of my recollection:

Mascot	Team
Iggy the Land Iguana	Philadelphia Phillies (Galapagos Gang)
Bessie the Blue-Footed Booby	Philadelphia Phillies (Galapagos Gang)
Sid the Sea Lion	Philadelphia Phillies (Galapagos Gang)
Calvin the Giant Tortoise	Philadelphia Phillies (Galapagos Gang)
Phoebe Phanatic	Philadelphia Phillies (the Phillie Phanatic's mom)
Screwball	Reading Fightin' Phils
Gritty	Philadelphia Flyers
Swoop	Philadelphia Eagles
Franklin the Dog	Philadelphia 76ers
Phang	Philadelphia Union
Wingston	Philadelphia Wings
Hawk	St. Joseph's University
Drexel Dragon	Drexel University
Will D. Cat	Villanova University
Hooter The Owl	Temple University
The 17th Century Explorer	La Salle University
The Quaker	University of Pennsylvania
Southpaw	Chicago White Sox
The Swinging Friar	San Diego Padres
Paws	Detroit Tigers
The Oriole Bird	Baltimore Orioles
Bernie Brewer	Milwaukee Brewers
Raymond	Tampa Bay Rays
Wally the Green Monster	Boston Red Sox

The group of them had a fun pregame show.  One of the more memorable moments was when a guy in a black t-shirt and a Yankees cap took the field to represent their team... you know, because they don't have a mascot.  He played the heel on the field for a little while until he was eaten by Iggy the Land Iguana.  Iggy is the round, yellow Pac-Man looking creature on the right hand side of the group photo.  That costume is built in such a way that a second person can crawl into its mouth as if he's being consumed by the creature, and then the "victim" and the person playing the mascot walk together in the suit until they're off of the field.

I tend to really enjoy the performance art of a sports mascot.  When it's done well, it's kind of a combination of Three Stooges slapstick and prat falls, mixed together with prop comedy and Sunday Funny Pages humor, with a smidgen of pro wrestling mixed in for the way that they use body language to get a spot over to a large audience.  It's one of those things that can bring a smile to just about anyone's face, regardless of their age or background.

 

The Phillies wore red and blue Phanatic caps for the game in honor of their fuzzy green mascot.  Although the cap is probably the best part of the team's god awful City Connect jerseys, I'd still take these Phanatic caps over those any day of the week.

After having swept the Rockies and taking the first two games of the series against the White Sox, the Phillies entered this game on a five game winning streak.  Aaron Nola took the mound for the Phillies against rookie Nick Nastrini in his second career start in the big leagues.  I don't know much about him other than his name reminds me of the jobbers that would work on a Saturday morning WWF Wrestling show in the early 90's.

 

Spencer Turnbull opened up the first game of the series carrying a no-hitter into the 7th inning, and Zack Wheeler followed it up last night by keeping a no-hitter into the 8th inning, but the White Sox lineup wasted little time in taking that possibility off the table.  After retiring the leadoff batter, Aaron Nola gave up a single to Robbie Grossman which was immediately followed by a two run homer off the bat of Eloy Jimenez to give Chicago an early 2-0 lead.  It was the first time in the series that the White Sox had a lead over the Phillies, and it didn't last long.

Nick Nastrini walked both Kyle Schwarber and Trea Turner to lead off the bottom of the first.  With runners on first and second, Bryce Harper hit an RBI single to score Schwarber and advance Turner to 3rd.  This set up a situation that shows why Harper is so loved in this city.

Bryce Harper had been taking long leads and generally messing with the Nastrini throughout JT Realmuto's at bat.  He ran on what ended up being strike three to Realmuto, but he wasn't even close to second base.  This should have been the first clue to the White Sox that they were being set up.

Martín Maldonado threw to second base to seemingly get Harper caught in a rundown, but Bryce backpedaled to distract second baseman Lenyn Sosa long enough to allow Trea Turner to score from third base to tie the game.  Trea caught Sosa off guard causing his throw to home plate flew past the catcher, so Harper was able to take second base on the play and then come around to score on a Brandon Marsh RBI single to give the Phillies the lead before the inning was over.  It was a lead that they wouldn't lose throughout the rest of the ballgame.

Aaron Nola was dominant for the rest of the game.  He went 8 innings and threw 81 pitches with 8 strikeouts.  Only three batters reached first base for the Sox after the first inning; a Kevin Pillar walk in the 2nd inning, a Gavin Sheets double in the 4th, and a Nicky Lopez single in the 5th.

The Phillies offense exploded in the bottom of the 4th.  Johan Rojas led off with a single.  He stole second, and Kyle Schwarber walked to put runners on first and second with no outs.  Trea Turner hit an RBI single to bring the score to 4-2 and knock Nastrini out of the game.  He was replaced by Tanner Banks, who gave up a sac fly to Harper that scored Schwarber from third base, and an RBI double to Alec Bohm that includes the Phillies lead to 6-2.  Kyle Schwarber led off the bottom of the 6th with a bomb to deep right field (his sixth home run of the season).  Schwarber tacked on the Phillies final run of the game in the bottom of the 7th with a sac fly that scored Bryson Stott from third.

Yunior Marte came in to pitch the bottom of the 9th.  He walked Gavin Sheets, but retired Eloy Jiménez, Andrew Benintendi and Kevin Pillar to end the game and finish off the Phillies second consecutive sweep and their 14th win of the season.

 

Overall, things are looking pretty good for the Phils in 2024.  The starting rotation has been the best in baseball through the first three weeks of the season.  There are a few bats in the lineup that haven't hit their stride yet, but they've been picked up by hot streaks from Turner and Marsh.  There's a lot of baseball left to play, but this might be our year.

Mr. Wriggles Goes Prime Time

Late Night With The Devil
IFC Films (2024)

This is a movie that I really wanted to see in theaters.  Unfortunately, it wasn't playing anywhere in my area, but it was made available on Shudder last night and I was finally able to see it.

While I usually think that a theater or drive-in is the best place to see a movie, Late Night With The Devil might be an exception to the rule.  It's set in the late 70's and presented as if it were a late night talk show that you could have watched on television.  If you really want an immersive experience and you have the equipment to do so, the best way to watch this might be to steam it through a Roku box that's hooked up to an old CRT television... unless they release it on VHS.

The movie begins with an eight minute mini-documentary about a 1970's late night talk show host named Jack Delroy.  His program, Night Owls, competes head-to-head with Johnny Carson, but it isn't going too well.  Even on their highest rated show which featured Jack's wife weeks before she died of lung cancer, Carson remained ahead in the ratings.  In 1977, Jack and his producer are hoping to hit a home run with their Halloween night broadcast.

The mini-documentary set up the rest of the movie which is shown as a found footage recording of the master tape from their 1977 Halloween show that was broadcast live on television.  The movie switches to black and white during what would have been the commercial breaks of this program, but it's shot in a way that makes the footage appear to be coming from the studio cameras at all times.

Jack Delroy's guests for this episode include a psychic named Christou, a hypnotist and magician named Carmichael Haig who has turned into a skeptic who works to expose psychics and the paranormal as a fraud, a doctor named June Ross-Mitchell, and a 14 year old girl named Lilly D'Abo who has been possessed by a demon that she refers to as "Mr. Wriggles".

Lilly was rescued from a Satanic cult when she was very young and has since been adopted by Dr. Ross-Mitchell.  The doctor clearly loves Lilly and is conflicted about agreeing to bring her onto the program, but she's also guilty of exploiting the girl for her own gains, as she has published a book called Conversations With The Devil that covers her communications with the demon that lives inside of Lilly.  The show is also exploiting the young girl, as they hope to be the first show to broadcast an actual demonic possession live on television.

This movie is extremely well done!  It's one of the most suspenseful horror movies that I've seen in a long time.  It starts off normal and ordinary, but you know that all hell is going to break loose at any moment, so it keeps you on the edge of your seat looking at every detail for a hint of what might be coming.  The visuals put you in the time and place perfectly, and the performances are convincing to the point where I found myself forgetting for a moment that this isn't actually a tape of a late night talk show.  Ingrid Torelli is absolutely brilliant for her unsettling performance as Lilly.  Even in the moments when it's not clear that she is possessed, her odd speech and facial expressions make you wonder how much of what you're seeing is her and how much is the demon.

 

Last, and most certainly least, there is a small controversy from a vocal minority about some of the images that were used in this movie.  According to directors Cameron and Colin Cairnes, the still images featuring the owl and the skeleton were created using AI software, then given to the artists on the production design team to touch up for use as still images that were on screen to transition the Night Owls show to and from its commercial breaks.

This has resulted in a boycott and review bombing of the film that is so asinine that it makes movie protests from Christian organizations seem almost sane in comparison.  These arguments annoyed me at first, but the more of them I read, the more amusing they became.  Some of what I've read through came from older men and women who quite frankly should know better.  However, the complaints from millennials and younger generations were downright hysterical.  They have no idea that they're experiencing their first Old Man Yells At Cloud moment.  Buckle up junior, because you've got a lot more of these moments coming in your future.

As for myself, I couldn't care less about the fact that they used artificial intelligence, particularly when it's used in a low budget film by an independent filmmaker.  AI is a time saving tool.  It was used to create roughly 10 seconds of footage that was spread out across a 93 minute long movie.  I don't think the movie would have been any better if these images were hand crafted by somebody on Photoshop.  If you want to whine about it and refuse to see an excellent horror flick because of it, knock yourself out, but you're only cheating yourself out of an incredible experience.

Godzilla, King Kong, and the Vampire Girl

Abigail
Universal Pictures (2024)

Last night was the premier of Abigail, which stars Melissa Barrera (Sam Carpenter from the last two Scream movies) as one of a six person group who were hired Reservoir Dogs-style to kidnap a young girl to earn a $50 million dollar ransom.  Unfortunately for them, the girl in question happens to be a vampire.  It's part horror, part comedy, part mystery, and a hell of a lot of fun, and I highly recommend it whether or not you're a fan of horror movies.

Kathryn Newton (star of Lisa Frankenstein) was perfect as the group's tech expert, and she seems well on her way to a career as a horror icon.  Alisha Weir delivered a fantastic performance as the title character.  The cast also included funny performances from Kevin Durand and Angus Cloud.  This was Mr. Cloud's last film role before he passed away on July 31st of last year, and the film was dedicated to his memory before the final credits.  The film also starred Dan Stevens as the member of the gang of kidnappers who seemingly had the most to hide.  He was also in the other movie that we saw at the Regal earlier this week.

One atmospheric touch that I especially enjoyed was the film's use of an old Woody Woodpecker cartoon called Pantry Panic that Kathryn Newton's character is watching on an old beat up television.  It's a fairly creepy short that premiered in theaters on November 24th, 1941 in which the red-headed bird faces starvation after he decides that he isn't going to fly south for the winter.  It's on YouTube if you're interested in checking it out, and if you haven't heard of it and enjoy classic animation, I recommend it.

The whole movie is extremely well done.  The only mild bit of constructive criticism that I have is that I think it would have had a stronger ending if they cut off the last minute or so, right after the words "show up" in the dialogue.  It's tricky to explain without spoiling the end, but I think that will clarify what I mean to anyone who sees it without giving anything away.  The way that it ends wasn't bad or anything... it just seemed to me that it had a perfect fade-to-black/roll credits moment, and then it kept going about a minute afterward.

Mystery Movie Monday
Regal Cinemas (April 15, 2024)

We went to the Mystery Movie this past Monday, which ended up being an anime flick called Spy × Family Code: White.  I wouldn't call myself a superfan, but I have watched a good amount of anime movies and series over the years and I've enjoyed what I've seen more often than not.  I might have enjoyed this too if I was more familiar with the backstory (it is apparently based on a manga series).  We gave it 15 minutes, but it just seemed kind of hokey and neither one of us were really getting into it at all, so we skipped out and decided to go see something else instead.

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
Warner Bros Pictures (2024)

The movie that we ended up seeing on Monday night was Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire.  If I'm being completely honest, I had no intention of going to see this in theaters.  I still haven't seen the Godzilla vs Kong movie from 2021 that this film is a direct sequel to, and the trailer made the story seem convoluted even by kaiju movie standards.  If anything, the preview was underplaying it because the story was even more ridiculous than the trailer led me to believe, but it ended up being so over-the-top that it ended up being a highly enjoyable flick.  Dan Stevens, who was one of the kidnappers in Abigail, plays a kaiju veterinarian named Trapper who starts the film off by performing some dental work on an ailing King Kong... and that's probably the least outlandish thing that took place.

If you're looking for a serious movie that makes you think deep thoughts, pass this one by.  However, if you're the kind of person who can grab a big bucket of popcorn and a large soda and have a good time watching giant monsters battling each other and destroying everything around them in the process, this is all that you're hoping it will be and more.

Confection Inception

Reese's Big Cup with Reese's Puffs
Hershey (2024)

This is a specialty version of a confection made with pieces from a cereal that was created when another company licensed the rights to make a breakfast food based on the original version of the confection.  That's some Inception-level craziness.  I wonder how many kids tried to convince their parents that they can eat them for breakfast.  Hey ma.. it's just like eating a bowl of cereal, see!

I didn't expect these to be too much different from a regular Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, but it really does change the flavor.  The Reese's Puffs cereal pieces mixed in with the peanut butter have a taste and texture that reminds me of eating a Nutter Butter.  They're pretty damn good!

Goodnight and God Bless You

Jeff Mattox
Mahoning Drive-In Theater
The owner and head projectionist of the Mahoning Drive-In Theater has passed away earlier this week due to complications from surgery.  He was a very awesome, knowledgeable, and kind man who will be missed.

Leo's Bar

Wyoming Street
Hazleton, PA (1961)
This photo of Wyoming Street (looking North from Mine Street) was recently shared on Hazleton Photos earlier this month.  Dan Maddonni dated this at either 1961 or 1962 because the new street lights were installed, but are not being used yet.  The source was not cited so I don't know where it came from or who took the photo, but it reminds me of a scene from an old movie.

More Stuff From Slatington

The Slatington Marketplace
Route 873 - Slatington, PA

These are photos from our visit to The Slatington Marketplace last month.

Bless Me, Batman, For I Have Sinned

Slatington Marketplace
Route 873 - Slatington, PA

I'm sure the placement of this merchandise on the shelves was random, but I'd like to believe that there's some lunatic child out there somewhere who prays at night to The Dark Knight.

The Keystone Lamp Factory

The Slatington Marketplace
Route 873 - Slatington, PA

I've posted pictures of the vendors and merchandise at The Slatington Marketplace before, but there wasn't really too much said about the building itself.  We arrived a few minutes before the place opened when we visited last month, so it gave us an opportunity to take a walk around the building and to take a few photos of the parts of the facility that have yet to be converted into retail space.

The Slatington Marketplace was built out of the Keystone Lamp Factory, which opened in 1932 and remained in operation for 57 years until its closure on July 10th, 1989.

Portions of the building were renovated and opened as the Bus Stop Flea Market & Antiques Center in 2008.  The business remained open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday under that name until late 2015 when it was rebranded as The Slatington Marketplace.  They're now open from Wednesday to Sunday every week (except for Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas), and it's is the home of over 150 separate vendors, a farmers market, a food court.  I find awesome things at reasonable prices every time we come here, and I always end up taking a bunch of photos, some of which I'll share on here tomorrow.